How extraordinary that you were never captured as a wee, troublesome child - that you live on, unsacked, out in the open where it’s possible … entirely possible … Krampus could realize that he’d missed one!

Tick tock, All Grown Up. Tick freaking tock.

Saint Nicholas’ rampaging dark half has been responding to the letters of desperate children for over five years - a tidy three seasons (with profanity carefully translated from its original ancient Gothic). The “Letters from Krampus” have arrived and are available out at Bandcamp:

https://tansyundercrypt.bandcamp.com/

Individual seasons of terror … uh … warmth are there to delight you as well as a 3-season bundle of horror … uh … merriment (containing bonus Krampus microfiction tracks).

The “Letters” star Christopher Michela as Krampus and Jill Stanton as The Charming Narrator. Vocal tracks were impeccably recorded at Waterbury Music by Reid Kruger. All epic original music and production by the incomparable Keith Spears. And I wrote the bloody things, so everything is my fault. I blame wine.