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Beth came into the realty office, dropping her purse down with a thud on the desk. "I think the Godfreys have fallen in love with The House of Talking Skulls," she shared with the others. "I did the whole "a million churches are nearby" test and they talked about not believing in any of that. They wanted to see the attic and the basement and had zero reactions so, clearly, they're not sensitive." "Oh my gawd," Val responded, "getting rid of that place would be amazing!" "I know, right?!?" Beth agreed. "But that still leaves The Murder Closet and The Carnage Cottage." They collectively sighed, and Marnie rose to make coffee. "We 100% deserve to be a Netflix reality series, but it'll never happen," she sighed. "As true as true can be," Beth added, shaking her head.