Abduction

The commander returned from the hold with irritation upon its countenance. "You have taken another cow from Earth, Glrrrg," it hooled (with an extra throat palpitation). "I expressly forbid the capture of yet another cow, Glrrrg." Glrrrg shifted nervously on its foblets and bowed low. "It has been discovered that the humble cow secretes a poisonous white liquid that is lethal to the Blorf, Commander." The commander's orbules bulged. "A MILITARY WEAPON!" it zeefed, suddenly enthused and rubbing its vinks together with glee. "Let us take more cows, Glrrrg," he directed. "As many as can be taken without knowledge of the Earthers!" "It shall be done," Glrrrg hooled respectfully. And, when the commander retired from the chamber, Glrrrg went down into the hold and fed the cows their green vegetation microblades and admired them. It did not regret the lie, although it wondered if spoiled milk could make the Blorf sick to the point of implosion. "It is enough to have rescued you from that horrible place," Glrrrg foozed softly. "You are so beautiful."