Idea

After COVID failed to deliver a full five years of global torment, The Devil was annoyed. "THIS is the thing they decide to work together on?" he fumed. "Conquest, war, and famine are tolerable, but death - the only non-negotiable - is somehow worthy of a task force?!?" The demons let him vent; it was safer. Nothing and no one could apparently touch the hulksmash of the Black Death (which had blighted the earth in waves with losses in the hundreds of millions and set in stone that whole Death-looks-like-Skeletor marketing scheme); it had made Bubon (your run-of-the-mill pestilence demon) a grand horned master ... and the plague went down in legend bearing his name (which pissed everyone off). "And now what?" The Devil asked, turning to face them, eyes flaming. "WHAT IS OUR NEXT BRIGHT IDEA FOR INCREASING SOUL EXCHANGES?!?" From out of the discomforting silence came a voice from Pack (one of the common lessers as yet unworthy of its own name), "I'm putting it on Amazon; 6 versions of new life with a rebate option for 66% off. Target the reckless and bold with some YOLO garbage; let 'em form a line with their minds made up (no chasing required). Get it in two days via Prime. Why the hell not?" "Step forward," The Devil hissed excitedly, and the throng inwardly seethed and groaned.