Resort

"You're not going to Paris?" Delia clarified, confused. "No," the new bride beamed. "We found a dirt cheap deal to Australia, so we're going to shake things up." "Where abouts in Australia (where exactly nothing is cheap)?" Delia pressed. "The least populated resort in the world - in Queensland at Cape Tribulation!" Delia's mouth fell open as she watched an episode of "Animal Planet" in her mind. "Uh ... maybe ... instead of new luggage, you should be getting your affairs in order." The new bride's eyes widened in shock. "Cape Tribulation has fewer than 200 people living there, not because of its untapped potential, but because of the poisonous snakes, crocodiles, sharks, and box jellyfish." "CUT IT OUT!" the bride laughed. "You had me going there for a minute! The pictures are beautiful and we couldn't resist!" "It also hosts a dense concentration of dangerous plant life," Delia whispered, shaking her head "no" to her friend trying to explain, knowing that you can't fix stupid, but you should try your best to save its life.